Okay, first things first. The camera was dropped on the floor while it was turned on -- in other words, while the lens was out. Which means it now has the dreaded "lens error" message. Which translates as "time to go buy a new camera because the pins have been knocked out of place and that's a really expensive repair".
So, the only camera I have available to show you how far I've gotten with the new collar is the camera on the computer.
which sort of lacks.
Oh, hey, I wonder what would happen if I put the collar on and stood really close to the computer.
I think I'll be spending some time today looking over camera reviews. And crocheting.